[Chorus]

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That’s accurate, you right" (You right, you right)

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate," all night (All night, all night)

[Verse 1]

Self-proclaimed king of Maine, you don’t live in Wells

Heard you smoked it all, it didn't help (Give it up)

Every song "Lies Song"

You the biggest hypocrite of all timebomb

You always got an attitude, mad up at the beach

I know you've been teachin' gratitude and knockin' on trees

But you can't see the forest through the sleet

Through the tourists in the street

Actin' like it's pourin’ when it’s heat

I know it's vocally dangerous to pretend you’re at peace

I know you socially anxious

You wanna leave the party 'cause you mostly angry

That was after dinner, not supposed to be hangry, lil' bitch

At dessert? What a douche, what a jerk

Guess all that knockin' on wood didn’t work

How you gon' preach what your ass can't practice?

Whackness, mediocre rapper, good actress

[Refrain]

Oh, Ryan, you lyin'

[Chorus]

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate, you right" (You right, you right)

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate," all night (All night, what? All night)

[Verse 2]

Come on, bitch, everybody parents got divorced

Bunch of kids had free lunch and child support

Lots of moms on food stamps in campground sites

And you're still whinin' 'bout your life? (That's right)

You were supposed to fade out and back down

And did, 'cause I can barely see you in the background

How'd you get there from here?

You're still in the same damn town after all these years

You smoked all the 'Woods, drank all the beers

And got boarded up like Sears, what a career

Always back gamblin', helpin'

How much you gon' lose this year bettin' on the Celtics?

You said you grind like skateboard trucks

That's 'cause you spent it all and need to make more bucks

I wish somebody would've went and taped yours shut

Wish somebody would've went and taped yours shut (You lil' hypocrite)

[Refrain]

Oh, Ryan, you lyin'

[Chorus]

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate, you right" (You know what? You right, okay, you right)

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate," all night (And we do it all night, and we do it all night)

[Bridge]

Liar, liar, pants on

You won't talk about it, so you hide it in a dance song

Cover up the skeleton, another happy anthem

You and lies in tandem

You gon' pull a handgun

Hold it all for ransom

Everybody's dancin'

[Chorus]

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate, you right" (You right, you right)

She told me I'm a hypocrite, I told her, "That's accurate," all night (All night, all night)

[Outro]

Liar, liar, pants on

[Outro]

I'll give you a little tough love right here

You are your biggest problem

Yeah, it's true

You are your biggest problem

You're also your best solution

So you just have to choose

What side of the coin you're on

Are you your own problem or are you the solution?