I look out from my window

At the losers down below

I'm a king and they're just bums

I'm a toast among the crumbs

The profile in the mirror

Gets more classic everyday

Every feature every trait

Is this to be my fate?

Oh why was I made this way?

Blast you

Superior

I'm so much better than you

I'm cut above the rest

In so many ways I'm blessed

Woe is me, what shall I do?

Superior

The creamy crème de la crop

I'm flying on a higher plane

Try to drag me down your drain

But I'll remain right here on top

Thank you

Eons and eons of devolving peons

Have just served to lower the bar

It's survival of the dumbest

While us great ones get punished

In a world of black holes I'm a star

Superior

Oh don't you wish you were me?

You're so bland and I'm sublime

A pearl cast before you swine

But you're too blind to see

Hello!

A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar

A bubble bath and gold pinky rings

Ascots and gree

Me, me, me and more me

Along with a quartet of strings

Watch me work

Oop, oop, wait for me, now

Oh, somebody's flat

Wait, my reed, sorry

I'm picking up, 5, 6, 7, 8

Superior

You ask me how I know

The answer's so profound

Oh how do I dumb this down?

You inferior, me superior

Nothing's makes me leerier

Than your gauche exterior

I'm superior!

The next evolutionary step