[Intro: SpongeBob SquarePants]

I thought that I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it all sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

[Chorus: The Losers of the Beach]

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down

SpongeBob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[Verse: The Losers of the Beach]

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns

[Outro: SpongeBob SquarePants & The Losers of the Beach]

(Fool-)

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget (-who ripped his pants)

So listen and you won't regret

(Fool-)

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance (-who ripped his pants)

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants