[Intro]

Alright, you invertebrates

I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge

[Verse 1]

Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air

And then you take the other one and jam it right up there

You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge

Now you're doin' the sponge

[Chorus]

Oh, do the sponge, sponge, oh, do the sponge

Bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge

[Verse 2]

Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air

And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there

You twist yourself around and you do a great big lunge

Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge

Alright, now yeah

[Chorus]

Oh, do the sponge, sponge, oh, do the sponge

Before you know you're taking the plunge

I said the sponge, sponge, oh, do the sponge

Bet your buns you're doin' the sponge

Yeah, bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge

Oh, yeah, well, you're doin' the sponge

Oh, I said the sponge, sponge, you do the sponge

Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, well, do the sponge

[Outro]

Well, do the sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge

Oh-oh, oh, oh

Well, do the sponge, now do the sponge

Well, do the sponge, sponge, the sponge, sponge

Oh, oh, oh, oh, do the sponge, yeah, well

Oh, oh, oh, oh, do the sponge, oh, oh

Yeah, well, ooh, well, do the sponge

Yeah, do the sponge

Well, do the sponge, sponge

Yeah, well, do the sponge