Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purdy place

With sweet water and blue sky

Til' one day a beast came a-ridin' from the east

By the name of old Dead Eye...

That dirty no good Dead Eye...

Oh, he's robbed this town

He's pulled my pants down!

He made all the pretty girls cry!

That no-good goon wants my saloon

And the I.O.U.'s due tomorrow noon!

If we don't get some help here real soon...

We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!

We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!

And if you think that's funny

Let me tell you, sonny

You won't be laughing when you see...

His...

Big...

Red...

Dead Eye!

Dead Eye!