[Intro]

SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob, Patrick

Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl

[Chorus]

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary

Bubble Buddy, Flats the Flounder, Karen, Squidward, Plankton

(Plankton!)

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary

And King Neptune and Mindy and the Thug Tug and Plankton

And The Cyclops and Dennis and The Hooks

(And The Hooks)

[Verse]

The Paper, Harold SquarePants, Margaret SquarePants

Grandma SquarePants, Realistic Fish Head

Barnacle Boy (Barnacle Boy), Barnacle Man (Barnacle Man)

Flying Dutchman

The Floating Shopping List, The Jellyfish

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

[Outro]

SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob, Patrick

DoodleBob, Clams

(Gary)