[Intro]

One secret formula to go please

No, no, don't trouble yourself ill get it

Well ill like to hang around but i got krabby patties to make

Over at the Chum Bucket

Hey, Krabs, fuck you

I got your formula

And I fucked your dumb bitch of a daughter (Gang!)

[Chorus]

I'm not fuckin' with you kids, nah, I'm not EDP

I stay with that .445, switch that bitch like BPD

Leave that boy transparent, I ain't talkin' 'bout a .png

Guns up on my tabletop, yeah, like we're playin' D&D

But we're not playin' D&D (Ooh, ooh)

Rockin' out like PnB (Ooh, ooh)

Yeah, catch him at the bnb (Ooh, ooh)

Had to fuck him like a BBC (Ooh, ooh)

[Verse]

(Yeah, gang!)

Call my gun John D., way it fuckin' rock a fella

Pearl keep callin' on me, want my fuckin' mortadella

Fuck a magic conch, bitch, I'm trappin' off a Motorola

I'm a mutant off that green and purp, boy, I look like Donatello

Pulled up at your house like SSSniperwolf

I could give a Jack, makin' films with your wifey too

Sent that pussy Sponge on a trip to the ICU

Said that he a gangster, goddamn, now he cryin' too (Hahaha)

Hasta la vista, bombs like Bautista

Dick game strong with my nine-millimeter

Where the bald-hair Krab? Jada Smith, alopecia

Eugene did a John C., we can't see ya

Bitch, I got your formula, yeah (Got your formula)

And I made your daughter cum (Made her cum all on my D)

Now the Sponge is fuckin' runnin' (Ha, look at that, bitch)

And everybody loves the chum

[Chorus]

I'm not fuckin' with you kids, nah, I'm not EDP

I stay with that .445, switch that bitch like BPD

Leave that boy transparent, I ain't talkin' 'bout a .png

Guns up on my tabletop, yeah, like we're playin' D&D

But we're not playin' D&D (Ooh, ooh)

Rockin' out like PnB (Ooh, ooh)

Yeah, catch him at the bnb (Ooh, ooh)

Had to fuck him like a BBC (Ooh, ooh)

[Outro]

You thought I was fuckin' finished, huh, Krabs?

Your business got ran through, your house got ran through, and your daughter got ran through

It's up and stuck, Chum Gang!