[Intro: Realistic Fish Head]

(Perfect)

Breaking news today is the Chum Bucket has been riddled with bullets in a drive-by shooting!

Emergency responders reported one female victim, and one thing is for certain - Bikini Bottom is no longer safe

[Chorus: Mr Krabs]

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

[Verse 1: Spongebob, Patrick]

Ayo, boss, what I gotta do to them opps? (Hahaha)

Shoot to kill, grab my grill, bitch, it's hot (Ha)

I got that burner to his mouth, pop rocks

I'm blowin' bubbles at his head until they pop

Gary, where my Glock? (The stick)

Yeah, my boy a snail, but you know he keep it hot (Meow)

Did this for my city, 'cause I rep Bikini Bottom

Like David v. Goliath, hit that one eye when I popped him

'Cause I'm only doing real shit, I don't do no sad raps (No)

Squidward got the kill switch, strapped up like it's Baghdad (Ayy)

Patrick, he was brainwashed, but we got him back, yeah

SpongeBob, why do you drill?

'Cause my boss is Mr. Swags, huh, yeah

[Chorus: Mr Krabs]

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

[Verse 2: Squidward]

Cut a bitch off like the Hash Slingin' Slasher

Karen pissed off, 'cause the Squid wouldn't smash her

At the Bubble Bowl, backstage like an actor

She want my bull worm like it came from Alaska

Hah, hah, hah, get the fuck away

I thought I told you bitch, I'm smoking kelp up to my fucking face (Hahaha, kelp)

I do this shit like every fucking day

Squiddie caught a kill streak, the choppa gunner on the way

All I see are bodies fallin'

And dead opps when duty's callin'

I'm the red dot and purp lean pourin'

The lean sippin' squid with no remorse

I am him

[Chorus: Mr Krabs]

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (Woo-hoo)

Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

[Outro: Mr Krabs]

Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene