[Intro]

We're gathered here today

To mark a tragedy of Bikini Bottom

After months of gang related crime

Karen Plankton

Wife of notorious gangster Sheldon J. Plankton

Was shot dead outside her home on Bottomfeeder Lane

We are now joined by Plankton to say his final goodbyes

[Verse: Plankton]

When every opp gets slammed

And every five gets blammed

Will I still want revenge, now that you're not here?

I know that my time gon' come

I'm loadin' that 951

Extendin' my choppa's drum

So all the opps get scared

[Chorus: Plankton]

'Cause we all came from the bottom

Bikini's all we know

And even though it's rotten

There's just no place like home

[Interlude: Plankton, Karen]

There's just no place like home

Plankton, honey, it's me, Karen

I know you're probably out there trying to steal the formula

But I just wanted to let you know that I love you

[Chorus: Plankton]

'Cause we all came from the bottom

Bikini's all we know

And even though it's rotten

There's just no place like home

[Outro: Plankton]

I love you, Karen

Goodbye