{Female voice}
Did you know that you can connect your Wii console to the Internet?
Here are a few of the many things that the Internet can bring to Wii
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{Male voice}
Don't forget the ice!
[Non-lyrical vocals]
[taco bell??]
{Peter Parker}
Uncle Ben, what happened?!?!
{Uncle Ben}
SQUID GAMES‼
[Non-lyrical vocals]
P̴̨̦͓̺͓̀́̂͆͗̒̌́͆͘͜ṳ̴̡̹͎̦̫͉̦̖͇͇̜̣̘͎̜̩̓̈́͛̓̿͋͠ͅf̵̡̱̗͔̠̖̠̝͚̅̃̂̐̒̈͂̔͒̆̚f̷̢͔̦̩̪͒̓̊͌̾̔͛̎̊͆̈̓͑̂́͆́̚͜͝͝e̷͍͆̓̈́̀ͅr̸̡̮̣̭͈̙̤̙̹̾͋͂̊͊̈́̆͂̍͂́̾͘͠f̵̛̦̳́̇̈̆̀̋̈́̊͝i̶̢̱̟͕̦̹̞̳̥͈̠̤̔̓̌̑̇̔͜ş̷̯̉͒h̶̢̧͎͚͙̟͉̪͙̳̣̽̈́̀̐̇̆̔̈͊͝
[Non-lyrical vocals]
{Gardener}
[???]
[Non-lyrical vocals]
{Aaron}
Back at it again at Krispy Kreme!
[Non-lyrical vocals]
{...I don't even know anymore}