[Intro]

"Wow, that sure was a bizarre scene back there, man"

"Yeah, all those people gettin' killed"

"When are we gonna find out what is really goin' on here in Potatoland?"

"I don't know Randy, but... wait, look over there, Randy, see that giant potato, and it's shaped like a telephone, man"

"Yeah, there's a sign on top and it says 'Potatoland information'"

"Here, Cass, help me lift the receiver off"

[Phone ringing]

"Potatoland information"

"Yes, can you give me the real story of Potatoland"

"Hold on just a minutе, sir"

[Verse]

(Please take mе my hand, go to Potatoland)

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

Please take this information for a place called Potatoland

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

There are many things about it that you do not understand

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

But journey on your way, if you do not take a stand

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

If we did we'd allow donuts in this place called Potatoland

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

Made a mistake

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

You went searching for love but love you could not find

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

The donuts we made were good but they did not stop the time

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

You've been to Fish Fry Rose, with the fire burning up the stove

(Please take me my hand, go to Potatoland)

But you're better for it now 'cause there's nothing for you now

[?]

Yes, this is information for a place called Potatoland

[?]

There are many things about it that you do not understand

[?]

But better be on your way and do not take a stand

[?]

For we only allow donuts in this place called Potatoland

[Outro]

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