[PSA: Captain Ashton Mallory]

Well first and foremost ...

I'd like to take the time out to thank everybody for flying with us this evening

I’d like to welcome you all to OsO airlines

Aircraft 420 a Section that's ours and ours only

I'm your captain ashton Mallory speaking

And there will be no need for seltbelts along this aircraft considering this will be the smooth flight you’ve ever taken ha

Stewardess will be making their ways down the aisle here soon with your choice of a complimentary nug of sativa or indica

We also have your choice of alcoholic or nonalcoholic beverages including lemonade, orange juice and water of course

Rolling trays are available behind the seats in front of you

And youll find rolling papers underneath the seat you're sitting in

So without further ado

Sit back, relax, kick ya shoes off .. if you haven't already & enjoy your flight. I got you