[ytcracker]

There's a little place in my dreams

Where I go when I want to cheer it up, it seems

No filters and no limitations

To stop me from spamming and paper chasing

Send a million mails not one complaint

Seek sure right away and there isn't a wait

AOL doesn't sue anybody

Because they consider spamming a hobby

Everyone buys and no one jumps

And there aren't any anti-spammer punks

The post where you live on ROKSO

Because you live a land where the crops grow

Everybody has a credit card

And they all have no limit so it isn't hard

No one owns a replica watch

And they read every message in their inbox

[Chorus]

It's a spammers paradise

Where everyone has an email and checks it twice

Buy anything without seeing the price

And send money to Niger because the prince sounds nice

[egod]

Check it out, check it out

In spammer's paradise you can send at faster speeds

And all the methods got no limits like Master P

All machines are unsecured, DCOM's quicker

The only anti's are your mom's sisters

There's none of this dot-com bicker

And everyone knows STC drops bombs sicker

There's no rates, no anti's

No way nobody's angry, girls on webcam with no panties

And they hot like a shanty

Can't be too far from the truth

Cause every spammer has a truce

So when I let it loose when I die

I'm off to spammer's paradise

Cause the people really friendly and the Mayor is nice

I got a real sick computer and my chair is tight

And they all come to my site to roll the dice

And on my wrist blings cold with ice

Cause I mail Santa's list every check it twice