Spamtec baby yodel at your boy

We coming at with some new shit

Some Luke Hank shit, we on this Mortal Kombat tip

Word up to Silent John, all the kids at the Beach, baby

We doing it, know what I'm saying?

We about to get big, word up

Hit it Bryce, tell 'em what's cracking baby

Give it to them whitey

Flawless

[Verse 1: YTCracker]

Every time I come around on this mic I get nasty

"Fatality" is all that I can see

No friendship, no fooling, lyrically schooling

Retooling my karate for these bitches when they get naughty

Not nice

My first name is Bryce

My fist is my weapon of my choice when I fight

Put me to the points and I score like Scorpion

Killing so many I'm the dorky Jack Kevorkian

From the beach where I lay my head

To the networks where I break my bread

I'm still the pinnacle

Top of the food chain, biggest brain

Cristal champagne pour a glass for the drain

Don't give a fuck about these haters uppercut them 'til the pit

Death before dishonor I assume that's how they'll quit

I'm the Johnny K superstar ain't no stopping it

Sub-Zero with my flows because my ice is ultimate

Switching up the beat going to get a little goofy

Bitches give it up like I slip you all a roofie

My style is a product of my hustle and my blang

Kicking these flows like my name was Luke Cain

I'm that rap ruler but I'm no Slick Rick

My patch ain't on my eye but I put it on my software

Don't stick to that underground but I still drop there

Still up on that geek grind but I don't stop there

Cat 5 is the clique, we bring the twisted pair

YTCracker is the liq, burning them like Nair

If you ain't with my crew then you're bound to get stomped on

Get it to the point where you never turn your comp on

Too afraid of this digital G

All these keyboard warriors they ain't got shit to say to me

I'm the alpha, omega, the first and the last

I spread faster than the MSBlast

Infectious, bigger than the state of Texas

Consoles on my X, it's going to pay for a Lexus

Goddess chains don't entice me

And the Bentleys, yeah, they get a little pricey

Stone-cold baller on a budget, done

And my style switch quick like my name is Shang Tsung

Gaining it, what up, that's the radeon

Throwing up the shocker while I'm getting paid in

Foolish mortals, flushing them all down the porta-portals

I got this game sealed tight I bust up the competition

In first place, here on my own volition

Ascended the ranks with my lyrical combat

More money monarch and my beats are so fat

My man Silent John from the beach we reign

Kick it to the phlow because the beach is pain

It's phlow baby

[Verse 2: phlow]

Hurricane on ya like a katana with my blades

Pockets already fat, no need for a raise (holler)

But just in case I'll raise you just in time

I'll remove your scalp just so I can see what's on your mind

So don't be afraid of the blade

What's on your blade come's through

Just be afraid of the kung fu

We make the music that the dudes love to hump to

And we make the music that the ladies want to hump to

Don't mean to bump you but please excuse me

You mistaking me for somebody that you've seen in a movie (okay)

I ain't Johnny Cage but I can scrap in a cage

I ain't Ron Jeremey but I perform on a stage

I'll strike my name into your chest like Zorro

These kids know I'm deadly when I'm on like Gorro

Check my delivery this ain't no DiGiorno

But I'll break your back cut you in half from the torso

I'm the raw fish cannibalist

You know I handle my shit

Drink a handle but my hands on a bitch

Man I'm just sick I got the combo down now

Don't want to tangle you'll just get strangled bow down

Hit you up and slice you down with my katanas

Got a listbox full of phish that are madder than piranhas

Check my mean mug I keep my jaw locked like an iguana

While I'm sipping Smirnof to subzero in the sauna

[Outro]

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