Space the final frontier

I've come to do drugs and drink beer

I'm the Captain of this ship, make it so and take a rip

Regifted the plasma laser cause it got too hot

I cannot party if my hands melt off

User error on the flight control panel - auto pilot did too many lines

The radar was faulty, showing bogies blooping behind

Gotta loop back and make sure I'm not losing my mind

Rewind the captain's log to figure out where I hid my nugs

Been racing with cyborgs on car sized bugs

I awaken from my space daze. Has it been hours or days?

I cannot feel my skin

We’re not in hyperdrive anymore

Space suit bong hits did the trick. But now what to do for my next fix?

Think I’ll fly into this black hole and find my lost time

As I enter the Event Horizon my ship dissolves as time warps

At least I partied until I became a space corpse