[Intro]

Uhh... Is my mic working?

I guess so

Alright

[Verse 1]

Hi, my name is skittlez, my friend;

Yeah, i'm fucked in the head

I was in debt but now i'm fed up

With anyone who say's i'm not funny

Even though i say the f-slur, i still won a grammy

I act like i don't give a fuck, 'cause-

Oh wait, if i wasn't rich i'd break some laws

Wait, pause; Have you watched "Jaws"?

Jaws on the floor like when i beat up Kim in a song

I've been writing songs since i was like 12

But i'm too proud and too hight to tell

Oh-uh, damn it; the lyric is gone

Feels kinda like when i got cheated on

This is the punishment for you sins, Lamek, hope you feel it

We're in hell right now, wait, hеre's my favourite lyric

I'm that one guy who acts likе he has to pick

And later says to listeners "suck my ****"

[Pre-Chorus]

'Cause i'm Skittlez, don't mistake me for the beatles

All the other white rappers just have bad parents

I feel like i'm gonna fuckin' scream

Buy my God damn CDs

[Chorus]

'Cause i am Skittlez, don't mistake me for the beatles

All the other white rappers just have bad parents

I feel like i'm gonna fuckin' scream

Buy my God damn CDs

[Verse 2]

Yeah, buy my CDs, you bitch

Don't care if i used to have a different pitch

I hate bootlegs, i hate people

I love fame, and i love my reasons

To insult people and get away with it

'Cause i am famous and Lamek's a dick

Gonna show you my final trick

Then cancel that mothafuckin' prick

I don't know what to say and how

Think i'ma skip the third verse now

Alright, let's just sing the chorus now

Everybody! Everybody!

'Cause i am Skittlez- Wait, it's not the chorus yet?

Remind me of the puppy that yelped

I think i'm gonna tell you now

I'm gonna burn this whole place down!

[Pre-Chorus]

'Cause i'm Skittlez, don't mistake me for the beatles

All the other white rappers just have bad parents

I feel like i'm gonna fuckin' scream

Buy my God damn CDs

[Chorus]

'Cause i am Skittlez, don't mistake me for the beatles

All the other white rappers just have bad parents

I feel like i'm gonna fuckin' scream

Buy my God damn CDs

[Outro]

Alright, i was gonna add the third verse here, but...

I won't

Bye