[Intro]

Yeah...

[Verse 1]

Hi kids, wanna slit my throat?

Click one link and see some guy beat his own dog?

Wanna watch a snuff film, call it a joke?

While your mom's on her phone and your dad's snortin' coke?

It's not a joke, and i know i provoke

But you gotta understand that's not how we should treat those

Little kids in schools, at home and at work

When i was a kid, they called me a fag and a dog

Oh my gosh, man oh man

So many samples for my songs

Hey, come back here right now, Nick

Take the samples and run away, quick!

I don't even know who created them

Maybe one day i'll get sued then?

But if you like free samples and want to make songs

Then sing with me the chorus, this is how it goes!

[Chorus]

Not an accident

Please don't forget the incident

Just remember that all this madness

Will end soon just like the sadness

'Cause its not an accident

Please don't forget the incident

Just remember that all this madness

Will end soon just like the sadness

[Verse 2]

I remember screaming "Praise America!" in class

While all the kids in my school were busy changing facts

They said "We're not innocent at all"

While they slit teacher's throat and make people fall

Of course it didn't happen, or i just don't recall

I remember when Paul was in the hall

He was kinda small, not too tall

But he's probably bigger than some of y'all

"Sittin' here, writin' rhymes, don't know if i should try"

I know this rhyme sucked, i swear i wasn't high

My songs are overall terrible

I can't even listen to 'em full

I wish i could go back in time

To fix my raps and learn to rhyme

But it's too late, no time to waste

Hey! Don't go away! Hey!

[Chorus]

Not an accident

Please don't forget the incident

Just remember that all this madness

Will end soon just like the sadness

'Cause its not an accident

Please don't forget the incident

Just remember that all this madness

Will end soon just like the sadness

[Outro]

Woo!