[Skit: Source Guy, Source Tech & High Worker]

Thank you for calling Source Tech customer support

Your call is very important to us... But not really, please hold

Yo, you reached Shady Tech, what do you want?

Yeah, i bought one of those "Alexander 3000" robot dolls, and it just keeps yelling at my kids

A'ight, that means it's working

It told my five year old to go write a diss track or shut up...

Respect

And it threw a chair at my dog

Oh, you got the Deluxe Version, that one comes with rage mode

What the- How do i turn that off?!

You don't, let it cook

*Window breaks*

It just jumped out the window!

Yeah, it does that sometimes... No refunds!

What the fuck?!