[Verse 1]
He did nothing perfectly
He did nothing quite well
He did nothing perfectly
Much better than anyone I've ever seen
[Interlude]
Ooh, uh
[Verse 2]
He did nothing all the time
He did nothing constantly
He did nothing every day
More often than anyone I've ever seen
[Interlude]
Ooh!
Woah!
[Verse 3]
He failed, and he failed miserably
He failed, and he failed quite bad
He failed, and he failed miserably
What's better, he never even had to try
[Outro]
Woah, yeah!
Ooh-oh!