Dad Sit Down - Intellectual

[Intro]

I will support every misery you’ve got

I will support every blue

I will support every sagging thing

I will support you

I will defend every dream you have

I will defend every truth

I will defend every lie if I have to

I will defend you

[Verse 1]

Dad sit down cause I’m in love with a guy

I’m not that gay but I’m in love with a guy

No I’m not straight, yes I’m bi

Dad sit down

[Verse 2]

I met him in a restaurant, I thought he was a girl

But I was pleasantly surprised, my curiosity was stirred

Talked to a transvestite and she told me whеre he worked

Dad sit down

[Chorus]

Don’t stand up for all thosе things you stood before

Don’t stand up for any of that bullshit anymore

Don’t stand up look there’s a nice chair I found

Dad sit down

[Verse 3]

Well my adolescent days are returning to my blood

My blood is filling up my face to change the way I love

I was twelve years old when I started playing rough

[Pre-Chorus]

Girls were scarce, and we were scared

When we covered up our love for them our lust for us was bared

Suppose those feelings stuck I guess they were always there

[Pre-Chorus]

I made him do bad things, I made him be my slave

And I would punish him when he misbehaved

Then he and I would switch cause it was just a fucking game

Dad sit down

[Chorus]

Don’t stand up for all those things you stood before

Don’t stand up for any of that bullshit anymore

Don’t stand up look there’s a nice chair I found

Dad sit down

[Verse 4]

Well I thought that I would tell you dad cause you’re getting kind of old

There’s not a lot I’ve shared with you, not a lot I’ve told

But now that I look in your eyes I think I may have been too bold

[Outro]

I will support every misery you’ve got

I will support every blue

I will support every sagging thing

I will support you

I will defend every dream you have

I will defend every truth

I will defend every lie if I have to

I will defend

Dad sit down cause I’m love with a guy