There’s a blurry girl at the end of my nose

Her name is Closeface

And when she backs away I don’t know where she goes

That crazy Closeface

She’s really different, but she’s kind of like you

But her eyes are bigger and there’s not always two

When I lay in bed she appears out of nowhere

If it ever was not Closeface, I would be so scared

Or if she got a little smaller

And a little more in focus

She’d have to legally change her name

And there would be no kiss

Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

There’s a dirty girl and she whispers to me

Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

I don’t know how much she weighs but she's as big as I can see

Closeface, we kind of need Closeface

I think she thinks that I’m her perfect match

Cause I’m just her type when we are attached

But when she backs away, you are always right there

When her and I get together, well

I tell her all my secrets

And yes I do talk about you

And I have no regrets

There’s a blurry girl at the end of my nose

Her name is Closeface