[Intro]

Please enter your security code, now

Please begin speaking when you hear this sound

I wanna 1-2-1, ah

I-I-I wanna 1-2-1 with you

Thank you

[Verse 1]

I'm on a train

No, I can't really talk now

No, no, no I can't

Look, I'd love to talk to you

But, what about tomorrow?

What about the weekend?

What about next weekend?

What about the one after that?

What you're about to Tuscany?

Okay, off to [?]

Must be some time in August

What about Christmas?

Hello? Hello, can you hear me now?

Look, I'm trying to make a phone call, I'm sorry

[Chorus]

I wanna 1-2-1

The person you are calling is [?]

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

Please hold the line

I wanna 1-2-1, ah

I-I-I wanna 1-2-1 with you

I wanna

[Verse 2]

Hello, hello, can you hear me now?

Plеase cease spеak immediately upon hearing this sound

Oh, that's great, alright

I'll come to your place

Wait, you don't want to come here?

What if we meet at the Greek?

What about the pub?

How about over the river?

Or at the Italian?

How about the coffee shop?

[?]

What about the back of the Golden Egg?

The [?], thank you

[Chorus]

I wanna 1-2-1

Please don't speak now

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

The number you're acquired

I wanna 1-2-1, ah

I-I-I wanna 1-2-1

I wanna-I wanna

I wanna-I wanna

I wanna

[Bridge]

1 for menu

Look, I need to make a phone call, hello?

Press 2 for menu 1

Look, I'm trying to make a phone call

Press 3 for menu, please

I need to make this call

Thank you

Let me make a call

I want to make it!

Hello?

[Chorus]

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

I am not shouting!

I wanna 1-2-1

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wann—

I wanna-I wanna 1-2-1

Dial up, now

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

I wanna 1-2-1

I am not shouting!

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna-I wanna

I wanna-I wanna

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

Hoo, hoo

Eh, yeah, eh

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

Hey, ah, ah

I wanna 1-2-1 with you

[Outro]

Hello, are you still— there is problem my phone

I really need to make a call

Yes, no, I've decided this— I've given you my account number and I really need to—

I-I know, I—

Please, I paid the bill

Go— last Thursday, I sent you a cheque

Yes, I've already spoken to someone about this

And it's actually been a problem

But you've got to put me through

Look, I need to make a call now

It's very important

Look, you've just got to put me through

I've been a customer on this service for over a year

And you've just got to put me through

Look, I don't care about that

Go check your files in your [?]

I'm sorry, I just haven't got time for this

No, this phone is my business

If I—, if this phone gets cut off, I starve

Well, not actually starve, I'll just leave, oh

Now, sorry if I raised my voice there