[Verse 1]

I work at the sanctuary, I give them all my time

I eat what the monkeys eat, their diet is divine

Fifty bananas a day, I'm feeling mighty fine

The orangutan looks at me with hatred in his eyes

[Verse 2]

I swear the other day he ate my yoga mat

Big yellow bits of foam in the shit in my hat

I awoke from my nap as he spat in my mouth

Maybe the sanctuaries are nicer further south

[Verse 3]

It's getting to the point where I'm scared for my life

While cleaning out his pen I found a hunting knife

It costs £3000 to bе a volunteer

Maybe more chia seeds will help my hеad stay clear

[Chorus]

Nineteen pears for breakfast, ten kiwis for lunch

I think the ape has poisoned me but maybe it's a hunch

Nineteen pears for breakfast, ten kiwis for lunch

I think the ape has poisoned me but maybe it's just a hunch