[Verse 1: sogmester]
If you ever played TPRR, you probably know about the Builder
Make your own pizzeria, oh, that shit would bewilder
Me, the possibilities are endless
Hopping in the game, everything was just tremendous
I took a lot of time building a diner that was truly mine
With the help of Salt and that one wall frame mime
We constructed a show, and to go make up for it
I came up with a plan and said, "Let's go for it"
I added a silly teleporter next to the benches outside
For silly people just like me to go inside
It took you to a white room, some could say a void
That you just couldn't avoid, I was feeling overjoyed
A little to the left, and you walk up to the wall
Open up the hall as the door slowly falls
Once you do, you get to see the immaculate sight
So sustain yourself before your keyboard turns white
A to the D to the M I N
Up until this very moment, I was into men
Then it's B to the O to the T
And then N U T, oh, now you can see
Yeah, a devious act, we made a big silly room
With a chair, a decal, and some splatters of coom here and there
We gonna make it out like Sean McNair
Snorting 6 pounds of crack, and you know exactly where
I posted it to HG and almost got banned
I guess they nutted too hard; it was simply as planned
"Sucks to suck" is what my old man says
And despite the situation, I still got a little praise
Some time after the drama, they still processing trauma
Showed my shit to this loser Nicole and his mama
And his ass tried to ban me again, but guess what
He fucking forgot, then went to that room to bust a nut
[Verse 2: BiteIsMe]
I was in that nut room as well
Dust up my dick hole, that shit burns like hell
But I don't need a vacuum, she already clean it
Yeah up and down, suck it good, you already seen it
I got admin bot hoppin' on my dick every night
If you tell me I'm retarded tell you I don't give a shite
I'm fuckin fictional robots, that metal pussy feelin right
And if she springlock on my penis, I will cum in her with might
They call me Bite, I'm a problem, I don't need a condom
I ain't payin' alimony kiss my ass in Harlem
Did you pray today? I'm out here fuckin with a golem
If she suckin' on that cock she better listen to my album
Album, an amalgam, Malcom in the Middle
To my sides are two bitches, with my dick they start to fiddle
I be suckin' on the nipple and I got this bitch a riddle
If I rap like M&M can you call my ass a skittle?
You know she starting to giggle, she ain't sarcastic
Hips are curvy and, lips made of plastic
Nut inside her circuit, starting to forget
Who the fuck she is, shit getting drastic
Come to the conclusion, fucked her ass too hard
Restart all the systems I don't meant to disregard
Now admin bot lying on my chest in tranquility
I guess I'll wait until the next time to play my card
So if you ever stop by at the diner again
And yo dick developing some more connections to your brain
I got a recommendation, come to this new location
And I promise you this spot will get your two balls drained
There once was a place where my dick went boom
And this very same place would lead to Sogmeister's doom
If you go by Nicole, Jester, Mervin or Alex
You might wanna pay a visit to this glorious room