[Verse 1: Isaac Holman & Laurie Vincent]

Soft play? (What mate?)

Nah, I don't like this spineless shit

Not one bit, I thought you were it

Turns out you're just another couple of overly emotional pricks, oi

Get these liberal lefties typical

This shit isn't cool, I'm done with it all

Are there any real men left in Britain?

I'm starting to think that there isn't

[Chorus: Isaac Holman]

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these P.C. babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit

[Verse 2: Isaac Holman & Laurie Vincent]

Soft play? (What matе?) Should've done your resеarch

I want my money back, boys, for the t-shirts

Should've run it by me first

Is your back sore? I bet your knees hurt

Is this another publicity stunt?

Thought you were rowdy, thought you were punks (Punks)

What the fuck's with the new name anyway?

Soft play? More like soft cunts

[Chorus: Isaac Holman]

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these P.C. babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit

[Bridge: Robbie Williams]

I love you but I disagree

This is bullshit

And I just wanted you to know

Snowflake, snowflake

Cherries on the woke cake

But I'll still see you at your show (Listen guys, I don't mind you changing your name)

I love you but I disagree (Like, I understand the whole "P.C.", whatever the fuck bullshit)

This is bullshit

(But your new name sucks ass)

And I just wanted you to know

(What's the worst name you've ever heard for a band?)

Snowflake, snowflake (Change it back, change it back)

Cherries on the woke cake

But I'll still see you at your show (Hurts my heart)

[Pre-Chorus: Isaac Holman]

Punk's dead, punk's dead, 'cause of you punk's dead

And to think I believed all that shit that you said

Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed

I was gonna say "grave" but the fucker ain't dead

[Chorus: Isaac Holman]

I don't like change

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of these P.C. babies

Why can't you just stay the same?

Punk's dead, pushing up daisies

Come and get a load of this shit