[Verse 1]

Talking to

A mannequin

The other day

She had fuck all to say to me

Such a shame

Looks are deceiving

Staring at the ceiling

What are you looking at

That's better than me?

Is it better than me?

Come on, is it better than me?

[Chorus]

Ninety-nine

Percent of the time

She lives in her hand

I can't understand why

Ninety-nine

Percent of the time

She lives in her hand

I can't understand why

[Verse 2]

Talking to

A statue

Of a little girl

Who reminds me of you

Such a shame

Looks are deceiving

Staring at the ceiling

Such a cryin' shame

Looks are deceiving

Now you're staring at the ceiling

[Chorus]

Ninety-nine

Percent of the time

She lives in her hand

I can't understand why

Ninety-nine

Percent of the time

She lives in her hand

I can't understand why, uh

Ugh, look at—

[Outro]

Ninety-nine (Ninety-nine)

Ninety-nine (Ninety-nine)

Ninety-nine (Ninety-nine)

It's always ninety-nine