Big Jack - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Hey you, you better come quick

He's lyin' face down in an irrigation

Ditch out back

I think he's had a heart attack

Slow down, you worry too much

He got a little weary, thought he'd put his feet up

After lunch

Can't an old man take a break?

What are we gonna do with you, Jack?

What are we gonna do about Jack?

Don't stare, he's a little bit shy

His waistline is a wasteland, has to wear suspenders

For the first time

Getting old can be so unkind

Hey darl, can you come quick?

I've fallen pretty badly and I can't get up, and it's

Hard to admit

Gonna need your help this time

What are we gonna do with you, Jack?

What are we gonna do about Jack?

He likes watching' reruns of repeats

Reclinin' low in his favourite seat

Laughing out loud at Colonel Klink

Watchin' reruns of a replay on pay TV

What are we gonna do with you, Jack?

What are we gonna do without Jack?

Without Jack