Whisky and beans, flatulence hellwar

Nuclear devastation into the stomach

High pressure flatulence choking the enemy

Beans are your bullets ready to strike

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Atomic flatulence fills the atmosphere

Only the strong intestine will survive

Stains on the slips, run to the toilet

You can’t resist anymore

TOTAL FLATULENCE WAR!

Shit, shit everywhere

Shit, shit all over there

Toilet paper running out

Cause your ass is a whore!

Now you taste the revenge

Like a pain in the ass

Of those who suffered

From your war crimes!

Beans, beans night and day

Beans, beans stay away

Legumes of Satan, beware!

Farting and killing with pain

Gas has just filled up the air

BEANS ATTACK!

Thrash and beans, chemical warfare

Thunders roaring from your asshell

Entrenched in bathroom with your desperation

You’ve thrown the world in this shitty situation

Evil legumes controlling your spasm

Satan laughs as you eternally crap

A new brown Vietnam is the price

Take your chance and begin to fight and

FART!