[Intro: Link Neal]
Everybody knows I love lesbians
[Verse 1: socks.]
Sock tuah
Grip on that thang
I wanna ride you like a pony
'Cause you're my little queen
Talk to ya every day
And I hope you taste the rainbow
'Cause I'm totally gay
[Chorus: socks.]
I wanna meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Break you, bite you
Treat you like a Kit Kat
Meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Must be an IKEA shelf
The way I got a big rack
Snap you, clap you
Post it up on on TikTok
Hug you, fuck you
Grip me like a wool sock
Snap you, clap you
Post it up on TikTok
Must be farming chickens here
The way I got a big cock
[Interlude: socks.]
You must be thinking
"Autumn, Autumn
No one will take you seriously if you make music like that
Like you were literally on Minnesota Public Radio
And now all you do is yell at AutoTune about how you want to fuck transgender women"
Well I say kill yourself!
[Verse 2: socks.]
Tell me that you love me
Like my heart will go on
You got me saying "Yeah!"
I'm sounding like Lil Jon
But I took a little breather
And I don't feel the same
But I really wanna fuck you
If you're still free today
We can kiss a little now
I just hit the bong
I might smell like weed
But I still kiss pretty good
You might think I'm joking
But you're totally wrong
Gonna kiss you like a lumberjack
And play with your wood
[Chorus: socks.]
I wanna meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Break you, bite you
Treat you like a Kit Kat
Meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Must be an IKEA shelf
The way I got a big rack
Snap you, clap you
Post it up on on TikTok
Hug you, fuck you
Grip me like a wool sock
Snap you, clap you
Post it up on TikTok
Must be farming chickens here
The way I got a big cock
[Interlude: dogteeth]
I'm just saying like
You can't say you wanna be getting with dog girls
If you're gonna be weird about the knot
[Verse 3: dogteeth]
Girl I don't give an F
But I can give you some E
I didn't wear a bra today
So it is nip city
I slide into her DMs
Like "Can you ruin my life?"
Yea we're fags with benefits
Still gonna call you my wife
Yeah I have plenty of E
Hoping you could let me F
Mafia like alphabet, girl
I know you're not a het girl
Stop playing hard to get
'Cause I'm platinum in fetch
Wanna treat me like your pet 'cause
[Pre-Chorus: dogteeth]
I'm the hottest bitch bitch bitch on your instagram
Got the biggest dick dick dick in this whole town
I'm bumping SÍODA, eris mirror, and Micah
Yeah I'm on the track shaking tail in my collar
[Chorus: dogteeth]
I wanna meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Fuck you, suck you
Sweeter than a Kit Kat
Meet you, eat you
Cooler than a Tic Tac
Taking off my coat, girl
Let you see this big rack
Snap you, plap you
Post it up on TikTok
Frot you, knot you
Hold you like a tight lock
Snap you, clap you
Post it up on TikTok
Must be farming chickens here
The way I got a big cock
[Outro: Link Neal]
What is the ending? That they were all gay, right?