Come the day i loose my marbles

Walk me gently to the stables

Sit me in a comfy sofa

Wheel me out to graze

When i'm dragged before the jury

Plead for me if i'm deemed worthy

Steal a song and sing it backwards

Yodel till the cows come home

1 you'll get a bag of clues

2 do you need much more

Or 3 do you just want to play the numbers

4 you'll get it on a plate

5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting

Better rattle it along while it's got

A bit of muscle on it

When it comes my time to snuff it

Play complete control and abide with me

Fill a pine bungalow with whiskey

Shove me where the sun don't shine

Come the day i lose my marbles

Lead me gently out to graze

Steal a song and sing it sideways

Yodel till the cows come home

Just want to play the numbers

Do you

Do you want to play the numbers