Nerd Freestyle

By Snibunny

Released on August 4, 2023

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[TSA]

My pen hits the paper and the flow don't stop

Beat in the head while my lyrics drop

Got no sound boards, hear no music

Some punish rhymes, I straight abuse it

I'm putting them together for the world's amusement

Lyrics so sick I make a surgeon lose it

His lunch on the patient

Barfs during operation

Coming out like a cyborg from a lesser nation

Losing a gallon of blood from the laceration

It's like you're pouring your heart out, O-positive everywhere

You'd think it fictitious as vicious as my vocals blare

Like unicorns or horns on a hare

Dragons breathing fire and eggs with hair

Who could've thought stupid stuff makes millionaires?

If memory serves me

It doesn't, it completely desserts me

Can't even remember the last line

Something about a duck?

Just my luck

Something else that don't make sense

Like getting a bird and building a fence

What the heck am I saying

More blond moments than a Super Saiyan

I'm the sickest kid on the planet

Your demise? I plan it

I spit one line have you green like a Namek

I'm sharper than a piccolo

Next to a sousaphone

But I'm just too hot can't put your finger on

I'm hotter than the Florida keys

I'm a hive-mind; a hexagon

Six wrong sides of the bed I woke up on

I'm the pinnacle

Shrewd and cynical

Punchlines are plentiful

Like I'm Holyfield

A goalie filled

With the holy ghost on field

Yeah it's not just a sheet

It's more than paper

It's an ancient scroll where my thoughts can taper

Spew outta my brain like water vapor

Quick like silver cool like quartz

Of nitrogen, stuck in your mind again

Like plastic forks

Spoons, cups, plates, and sporks

I'm versatile

Nothing I say is personal

Non-controversial

Some skills are universal

Not these though got plenty of haters

Maybe I'm small taters

Maybe nobody likes me

That's why there's so much internal conflict inside me

Now I'm being redundant

So easy to do when words come so abundant

It's like a snowball Rowling

I'm J.K. It's like magic

Your thunder is stolen

You're fabricating a shock

Now you need to stop

Far as power goes I'm the system Op-

Erator in danger

Arranger of anger aimed at a mediator

What's the problem?

I got them top to bottom

I caught 'em in autumn inaudible

They couldn't speak

You only catch me dead if my verbals peak

The havoc now will soon be wreaked

Drop it Friday and I'll retaliate that week

Get your Saturday serving

34 minutes and my tip is burning

NO NOT THAT ONE!

Like a pencil, pen or quill

Friction burns cause I can't stand still

Fizzin up like root beer

I'm Hemlock with hops

Under the weather and the temperature drops

Cause I left the room

But still feel my presence loom

Great if you hate me, love me? Gloom

I'm Oddish rapper with a Vileplume

Lines cut like a Scythe-r something more Farfetch'd

Clench in my Pinsirs of Fearow my what's next?

Haunter of your dreams, Dodou what did you expect?

A-O-T baby, I'm Machamp

Lost in my Cloyster when my jaws clamp

My words are fire power

Spit hot coals over half an hour

I'm loving your cower

Nose in a corner wall, takin a time out

A few seconds to go, Lemme find a quick way to finish my flow

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