[Intro]

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He-he-he-he-he

[Verse 1]

Funny! I'm not familiar with this taste

Well I said are these ribs or is this steak?

Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewing

Well I said holy fuck! It's another human!

[Chorus]

Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Cafe

Won't you come to the only place

Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?

[Verse 2]

Well there I was choking this thing back

When I realized that it was someone's hand

Only way that I could possibly tell

Careless chef did not remove the fingernails

[Chorus]

Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Cafe

Won't you come to the only place

Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?

[Bridge]

The food ain't bad and the food ain't good

Don't dare order the "Leper's foot"

I recommend the "Ass of a farmer's wife"

Very tender, not too juicy, heavy on the cellulite

[Chorus]

Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Cafe

Won't you come to the only place

Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?

The Cannibal Cafe, The Cannibal Cafe

The Cannibal Cafe