The avenger of the rush hour is who I am

All commuters in this city are eternally damned

Your drive home can be just like a tour in Vietnam

If I'm near you when you're stuck inside a traffic jam

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive

"Feelin' Irie" logos stuck all over your Jeep

You're a wannabe surfer and a snowboardin' creep

You overfilled your gas tank and it started to seep

When I light it on fire you'll know you're in too deep

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive

Frustrated bisexual from the middle class

Put the pеdal to the metal when I trying to pass

I hopе you get pulled over or run out of gas

But I'd rather smash your windshield in and kick your ass

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive

"Bad Boy Club" sticker on the back of your truck

Another says "No Fear", now you're pressing your luck

You're caught up in a rat race out to make a buck

If you got your head blown off I wouldn't give a fuck

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive

Beemer driving yuppie on a cellular phone

Your life is like an episode of the twilight zone

When you see me you will realize you're all alone

As my hatchet takes your arm off at the shoulder bone

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive

You are in the diamond lane in an Infinity

Racing home to watch grunge rock on MTV

I will react like a black on crack and PCP

You'll be sorry that you pulled out right in front of me

Monday through Friday working nine to five

Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive