Ultimate Assassin’s Creed 3 Song

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Released on October 26, 2012

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[Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow


[Verse 1: Anthony Padilla]

Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand

Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'ma slash your face, man

I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos

Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues


[Pre-Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me

In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry

Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss

What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop


[Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow


[Post-Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk


[Verse 2: Anthony Padilla]

From Boston to NY, always up to no good

Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood

Walkin' through the crowds, touchin' you on the back

Using my hidden blade for a secret attack


[Pre-Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man

Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can

Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat

What? A man's gotta eat


[Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow


[Post-Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk


[Verse 3: Ian Hecox]

Up first in the verse, feel the clack of wooden teeth

Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fuckin' heat

Re-revolution I lead with the world I got beef

I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers, I don't wear briefs

You can't step up to me and my gang

Horse and carriage, drive-bys, bullet in the chamb'

Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son

I'll get my face on that dollar before this shit's done


[Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow


[Post-Chorus: Anthony Padilla]

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

T-T-Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, Tomahawk

Tomahawk, T-T-Tomahawk