[Intro]

Transformers

Transformers

Transformers

Transformers: Robots in disguise

[Verse: Anthony, Ian]

I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young

I was flippin' through the channels when I saw something on

Something about robots that destroy each other

It made me want to go blow up my mother

Ooh, Anthony is not alone

It made me wanna go blow up my home

Eventually, I did that, ain't the point

I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

[Verse 2: Anthony, Ian]

If you didn't get what were talkin' about

We're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around

If you thinkin' Transformers, then you was right

'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap

They told us that the script was full of nonsense

I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap

Because it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that

[Chorus 1]

Transformers will punch you in the face

Transformers won't do The Macarena

Transformers always say no to drugs

Transformers: robots in disguise

[Verse 3: Anthony, Ian]

They don't even need to use a Glock

They can take you down with their electric shock

Harder than a body slam from The Rock

But not as much as a slap from my hand

Oooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?

Sweeter than a cherry, sourer than a lime

If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps getting hotter

He'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water (Yeah!)

Optimus knows how to use his hose

He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes

Snorts Pixy Stix right through his nose

Until his nose unloads and explodes busloads

Oooh, right now we switch it up

Like when Decepticons kicked Autobot butt

And, Thunderblast is a slut

-What? Sh-she is...

Transformers will find a cure for death

Transformers won't do your algebra

Transformers are against terrorism

Transformers: robots in disguise

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots

Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot

They got moves like you ain't ever got

No weed, no smack, no crack cocaine

They don't need that stuff to keep their party insane

Moves so wack that you can't explain

Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain

Moves that Decepticons could never attain (Haha!)

You hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game

Autobots, throw it up, makin' you look lame

You fight to contain the shame you've obtained

Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim

Transformers don't give a damn what y'all say

Transformers hit the club like every day

Transformers blow things up with satisfaction

They explode in your face like a chain reaction

Transformers will run for president

Transformers won't dress for halloween

Transformers, hardcore since '84

Transformers: robots in disguise