[Chorus]

Teleporting, teleporting

Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting, teleporting

Teleporting fat guy

[Verse 1]

I came back from time, I got my Power Glove

Burt Reynolds stole it from me, got it back

Teleporting fat guy

He's teleporting and he's so damn fat

Yeah, I am

Teleporting fat guy

[Chorus]

Teleporting, teleporting

Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting, teleporting

Teleporting fat guy

[Verse 2]

Punch Burt Reynolds right in the face

Made him look like such a disgrace

Cause I'm the teleporting

Teleporting fat guy

Punch you in the fat guy

I'm from outer space

Teleporting fat guy

Teleporting fat guy, yeah

[Outro]

Teleporting, teleporting

Tele tele-teleporting

Yeah, I'm the telepor-tang guy

Teleporting, teleporting guy

Teleporting guy fat