Super Virgin Squad

Their virginity is their superpower

Super Virgin Squad

(Billy!) I can hover high and attack from above

(Stevie!) I can heal people with the power of love

(Paulie!) With my super strong jaw I can bite stuff really hard

They have to be home by ten

Even though they are grown men

Splinter taught them to be a virgin team

(Oh my god, it′s a feral rat!)

Super Virgin Squad

If someone needs justice

(Help me!)

They'll be there to act

They′ll arrive on their chastity bikes with their virginity intact

Super Virgin Squad

Attractive humans are their kryptonite

So they distract themselves every night

Billy thinks about his rock collection

Stevie does ballet to stop his erection

Paulie thinks about what it feels like to die

Engulfed in darkness and deafening silence

In an absence of existence 'til the end of time

They can't use the internet

'Cause porn is everywhere

Have to do research in a library

It′s closed on Sunday

(Billy!) I′m 17 but I look like I'm eight

(Stevie!) I′m 35, but I decided to wait

(Paulie!) Can anyone even understand me, guys?

Super Virgin Squad