[Chorus: Zelda]

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end you want to murder each other

[Battle 1: Mega Man, Zero Suit]

Remind me again, what the hell's your name?

No one puts "Samus" in the title of your game

Nice skintight suit, where is your pole?

Might make more dough without a camel toe

Blonde hair and blue eyes, don't detract from your true size

Like Iggy Iz without skills or class

You'll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass

My ass may be flat, but don't get caught up on that!

You need an outfit switch, bitch, you're looking nerdy and fat

I'm feeling sexually harassed, by the brown streak on your ass!

Blast your ass back to the 80's, when you were relevant last

Haha, no one's gonna admit but it's plain to see

You only got in one game, 'cause you give the best down B

Your fighting's week, and your moves are shit

Players only choose you to stare at your tits

This ain't a beauty pageant, ain't playing with dolls

It's about time to taste these mega man balls

[Chorus: Zelda]

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end you want to murder each other

Want to, want to, want-want-want-want to murder each other

Murder each other, m-m-murder each other

B-b-by the end you want to murder each other

M-m-murder each other, murder each other

[Battle 2: Mega Man, The Villager]

Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you

Your game's stupid simple, only little kids like you

How can I fight someone I just wanna hug?

Now run along, kid and go catch a bug

Let's get this over quick, I'm dirty, need a bath

Filled with all your blood, after I murder your ass

I'll start at the top, I hear the scalps taste nice

Don't worry, blue eyes, I'll just try a little slice

Then after your head, down to your fingers

Gobble them up, don't worry I won't linger

Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls

Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls

I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass

Can't run away, because I'm way too fast

I'll light you on fire and drench you in gas

I'll take a rusty knife, and shove it deep inside your ass

[Battle 3: Mario, Mega Man]

I'm the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect

'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject

Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night

Of you making love to your arm cannon fleshlight

Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario

Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho

Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe

Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe

You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong

But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong

We've been fighting for years, don't need another player

Go run along with Sega and be another failure

You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy, plumbing fucking prick

On the roster, you're the reject that no one ever picks

It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry

Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick

[Chorus: Zelda]

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end you want to murder each other

We start the party out best of friends

And you think the fun never ends

We used to be tight like brothers

By the end you want to murder each other