[SHAYNE TOPP]

I'm a Topp

That's right, I'm Shayne Topp

The star of Smosh

Sassy legs

Legs for days

And look at all these abs I've got

But don't look at them

What's that, my friend?

Check this out!

Dominos, my favorite pizza place

Pizza Hut, my favorite pizza place

Little Caesars, you're my favorite pizza place

And, what's that?

I've been called up to active duty for my sassy legs

I'm Shayne Topp!