[Intro]

So take that to your spleen

'Cause I'm now a part of pen-fifteen

I'm a member, it's true

I wonder what kind of awesome shit we'll do

Hahahaha!

[Verse 1]

Maybe fly and kill evil kings

I hope we do a crap-load of badass things

I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings

And all my dreams come true

Many secrets will be revealed

Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield?

My life is changed, and my fate is sealed

And I can stop sniffin' glue

Until my lips turn all blue

[Verse 2]

Bad guys, watch out

I'll slap your face with a big-ass trout, haha!

You'll never know the wondrousness

'Cause you're now the stupidest

And I'm the king of awesomeness

[Outro]

I'll give it all for

Love the taste of

I'm on my knees for

Take the girth of (Pen-fifteen!)

Can't get enough of (Pen-fifteen!)

Dedicate my life to (Pen-fifteen!)