[Verse 1]

Anthony needs some cereal

He don't wanna waste no time

Pour the milk like it's life or death

Cereal in the bowl is the best

[Chorus]

It's a Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 2]

You wanna be the best and teach Brett a lesson

You gotta work hard, get big ass muscles and stretching

Now it's time to put your training to the test

You're gonna beat him in the fight 'cause you're the best

[Break]

Oh, wait, no, you just hit him with a car... Guess that works

[Chorus]

It's a Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 3]

You wanna get that model, but you need a lot of money

So you gotta go to college and get a good job

But you have trouble with math, so you get a tutor

Now you've got math skills, you'll get that model in no time

But the tutor steals your laptop and flees the country

You're crazy in debt and can't complete your degree

You move back with your folks

And now your life's a joke

[Verse 4]

You look to your father and see the disappointment in his eyes

And all you wanted to do

Was find a hot model to screw

So you turn to crime to pay off the debts

The cops connect you to the time, you killed Brett

Your semen matched up with the one at the scene of the crime

You're convicted of murder, serving a lifetime

[Chorus]

It's a Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage

[Verse 5]

Now you're pen pals with the hot model

She investigates murders with semen on the scene

She runs a podcast called "Semen Crimes"

It's earned thirty dollars in ad revenue

She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo

You're pretending to be interested but you don't really care

You're just hoping for some nudes before the electric chair

'Cause you've only seen dicks for the past seven years

[Break]

Then you get killed in a prison fight

And you're dead

[Verse 6]

Fifty years later you got resurrected

'Cause your best friend's got the cure to human death

You go to the model's grave to pay your respects

But you ain't gonna leave without getting a kiss

[Chorus]

It's a Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage

It's a Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage!