[Intro]
Before Sergeant Anous became the legendary cop he is today, he had to work his way up the ranks as a mall cop
This is his story
[Verse 1]
It's a typical day and I was on my beat
Keeping the peace of my sweet mom
Then right on [?] with [?] [?] comes through
When I see some catch up and fall
Wasn't in the least so I [?] the [?]
He [?] on my [?] to ran his ass down
Anous' the name but some [?] [?] game
I'm the sheriff of this [?] town
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
[Verse 2]
As far as danger goes, most people don't know
How insane this shopping center is
You got litter, [?], [?] spray [?]
And you're a nation by little punk kids
So you need me to keep peace streets clean, stop [?] teens
[?] jeans [?] [?] [?]
I'm protecting you all
I'm best of the best, I'm cop of them all
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
([?])
[Verse 3]
(Mall cop, baby) Yes, I am
(You arrested it, baby) I'm pretty sure it was just a midget
(It was definitely a baby) No, [?] was in a diaper
([?], baby)
Whatever! Now tuck him in the neck
Then poke him in the eye
Watch the stick with the stick
But make sure he don't die!
'Cause the paperwork can be a real bitch
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a mall cop, baby and you're under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (Woo-woo!)
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I'm the greatest of all, watching criminals fall