[Hook: Ian, Anthony]
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people that helped fund the game
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown up all into the sky
Here we go!
[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony]
Alan Hammond, Alec Bru
Amanda Renick, Allesandra Meller
Alex Yau, Amanda Croner
Amanda Matthews, Antor Cruz
Antonio Camponozzi, Ariana Filippini
Ariel Nunez, Arjun Natarajan
Arnold Nguyen, Brandon Nguyen
Charlotte Lynn Smith, Camilla Hurlen
Ary, Ashjorn Mansa
Ashley Carey, Austin Mcgee
Ben Lotinga, Benjamin Alvear
Bergiml, Blake Lindler
Brandon Taggart, Brent
No last name?
Guess not
Bryce Roeber, Casey "Chibi" Watts
Cassie Moore, Chad Blyer, Chantizzle
Charles Sybert, Chelsi Nichole
Cheryl Hornyak, Chris Barry
Chris Bigelow-low-low, and don't forget
Alex Sinclair, Andrew Hayes, Andrew Higgenson, Bryan A.D. Smith, Chris Cosner, yeah!
[Hook: Ian, Anthony]
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people that helped fund the game
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown up all into the sky
[Break: Ian, Anthony]
I'll miss my balls if they get blown up
Yeah, we should probably hurry the hell up or we're no gonna have balls anymore
[Verse 2: Anthony, Ian, Both]
Chris Schwab, Christian Hinze
Cody Feiner, Cody Kreppein
Collin Smith, Colt... again, no last name
These people are weird
Connor Handley, Dallas
Darren Foo, David Noubani
Deirdree, Dirk Pristofer
Duarte Santos, Dylan Romagnola
Ethan Fisher, Evan Teed
Felix Bammer, Felix Principie-Gillespie, Flate, Fluffy Bunny
Garret Natysin, Gian
Grant Crazyscotsman, Graser10, Hanan
Hannahbelle, Hector Rincon
Holly Moffat, Isak Schramm
J. Red Eagle 7, Jack Hughes
Jack Porter, Jacob, Jacob Poshka, Jake Amato
Jalilah, James Mcnutt, Jared B., Jennifer Linder
Jente, Jimmy Fitch
Joakim Lindahl, Joe Cheeseman
Joe Retoast, Joel Givan
Eddie Gambler, Elamr Hannesson
Corran MCallum, Ruidrah Hope
Griffin Johns, Cody Houston
Woo-woo!
[Hook: Ian, Anthony, Both]
I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people that helped fund the game
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown up all into the sky
[Break: Ian, Anthony]
A lot of people have one names. It's super weird, right?
No, it's like Prince, Madonna, or Drake
Uh, Drake's got a last name dude. It's Drake Bell, duh!
[Verse 3: Ian, Anthony]
Joel Keizer, Joel Turneur
Johanne Cazal, John Osorne
Johnny Wu, Josh Langman
Josh Leggero, Joshua Howe
Joshua Yarrow, Juan Manuel Molina (Molina)
Kaleigh Anderson, Karma Johnson
Kason, Katelyn Maskell
Katy Beckmann, Kevin H
Kurtis Loveless, Lainey McCamley
Lance Heffner, Liisa Naapanki
Liva, Lomyen Hejderup
Louise Kristension, Luke "Skywalkr" Scribner
Luke O'Connell, Lucas Ball
Manuel Vidal, Makena Wolcott
Malcolm Thomforde, Manuel Trummer
Marcela, MarcenWare
Maria G. Alvarez, Matty T
Matthijis van der Jagt, Max Drewewews
Maxwell Attamimi, Melody Strickland
Mia Kirk, Michael
Michael Brown, Michele Cardnuto
Mike, Mitch Pace
Moe, John Nikolis
Kimberly, Leah Gimbutas
Marcelo Garza Castell, Maria Christou
Marine Purssell, Micah Wiese
And you know we can't forget
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