[VIKING]

Hi, Welcome to Erwindale

The Renaissance Pleasure Faire

[RAT]

Erwindale

[ACCORDIAN PLAYER]

Erwindale

[RAT]

Everybody f*cks here

[VIKING & HORN PLAYER]

Ah

[RAT]

Everybody f*cks

[RAT & VIKING]

Everybody

[ALL]

F*cks here

[ACCORDION PLAYER & RAT]

What is it about the Ren Faire that's so horny? (It’s the Ren Faire)

[HORN PLAYER & RAT]

I smell (Everybody's horny)

[VIKING]

Did you know turkey leg's an aphrodisiac?

[RAT]

And everybody’s freaky

Because everyone was nerds in high school

[HORN PLAYER]

And I'm gonna use my horn

For something you wouldn't expect

[VIKING]

This is not an instrument

It has to do with

[ALL]

Sex

Oh

[ACCORDION PLAYER & RAT]

Sex

[ACCORDION PLAYER]

I wanna have sex!

[HORN PLAYER, spoken]

She's the rocker of the group