[Intro: Ian, Anthony, Both]

Uh! High school, Driver's Ed, I-Dawg and A-Dizzle

Teachin' people about drivin' and stuff

Yeah, we gettin' extra credit for this one

Jump in my bomb-diggity car

Let's do this, yeah!

[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony]

First, make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt

'Cause if you don't and get in a reck, you will be killed

Your body will be in pieces and look all icky

Your blood will be all over the place and it will be real sticky

When a cop pulls you over for speeding

Just start peeing f-f-for the time being

He'll think that your crazy and run away

Or he'll give you a ticket, make your mom pay

[Chorus: Both]

If you pass your test, you're gonna drive a car

And drive it 'round town like a superstar

We could go to the mall or laser tag

We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag

If you pass the test, you're gonna drive a car

If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far

To the gym, your work out on your pecs

So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex

[Verse 2: Anthony, Ian]

I went to Compton, some muggers tried to jack me

They pulled out a gun a-a-and tried to cap me

You should always carry a weapon in your car

Like a bat, a stapler, a towel, or a metal bar

A girl once sent me boobie shots

I liked it a lots until I hit a mailbox

I drove off the road lookin' at a breast

And that's how I failed my first driving test

[Chorus: Both]

If you pass your test, you're gonna drive a car

And drive it 'round town like a superstar

We could go to the mall or laser tag

We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag

If you pass the test, you're gonna drive a car

If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far

To the gym, your work out on your pecs

So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex

[Verse 3: Anthony, Ian, Both]

Don't you ever flippin' try to ghostride your whip

'Cuz you just might trip, yeah, have a nip-slip, uh

Flip on your hip, bit the tip of a chip

Take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruise ship

Always look both ways on the street

Unless you wanna get beat by a car

It'll run you over and drag your body real far

Then no one will like you just like Jar Jar

So that's how you drive an automobile

That's all you need to know so grab the wheel

Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom

Because driving yourself is the bomb

[Outro: Ian with Anthony]

Driver's Ed, bitch!