[Intro]

Sometimes you have bad days

Days when you think nothing can bring you up

But if you got a girl, you got nothing to worry about

Just listen here

And we'll tell you just what's up

[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony, Both]

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider

And show her love with your Dixon Cider

And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider

In her mouth hole, flowing down inside her

Then grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider

Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider

And show her family your Dixon Cider

In her mouth hole, flowing down inside her

[Interlude: Ian, Anthony]

You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho-ho)

Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho-ho)

I love Dixon Cider and I will 'til the day that I die

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I would even choose it over

Uh, um, I guess... pie?

[Verse 2: Anthony]

It makes me feel so good

I wanna have more Dixon Cider

If I don't get enough, I'll beg and plead

'Cause girl you know just what I need

[Verse 3: Ian, Anthony, Both]

I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider

If your girl don't want it, then you best go hide her

'Cause I'll find her, give her Dixon Cider

Push, shove it all down inside her

Make her thirst for some Dixon Cider

Put it on a string so I can ride her

All day, every day, Dixon Cider

Can't wait to pour it all inside her

[Buildup]

(Dixon Cider!)

[Verse 4: Anthony]

I was thirteen when I had my first Dixon Cider

I had so much, when I'd talk, I would slur

Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do

Then my mama tried it, she started slurring too

My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider until you're older"

I said, "Hell no!" So, I ran him over with a boulder

And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care

Can anyone save me from this killer bear?

No, no, get away from me bear! No, no!

[Verse 5: Ian, Anthony, Both]

It don't matter who you are: white, black, Asian, or Hispanic

There's no need to panic, you know that shit's organic

If you don't get enough, it can make you go nuts

Grab your Dixon Cider, wash it down with donuts

Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider

Sweet, sweet love you will provide her

Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider

In her mouth hole, flowing down inside her

Then shower her with Dixon Cider

With all your clothes on, that's what I prefer

Show your love with Dixon Cider

Push and shove it all down inside her

[Verse 6: Ian, Anthony, Both]

So that's the deal and we hope you understand

We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in its hand

If you're wondering what this song is really all about

We're talking about shoving penis in your mouth

[Outro]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah