[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER]

Chocolate is my thing

They always said it was a man's job

But I'm a lesbian, I'm a lsebian

And lesbians love chocolate

[LESBIAN #1, spoken]

Hey, Mr. Lesbian Wonka

Can I come into your chocolate factory?

[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER, spoken]

Sure, kid, anyone's allowed

All you need is the golden ticket

[LESBIAN #2, spoken]

Hey, Lesbian Wonka

Can I get another golden ticket?

[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER, spoken]

Yeah, you a lesbian?

[LESBIAN #2, spoken]

Yeah

[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER, spoken]

Come on in!

And that's the golden ticket

[LESBIAN #1, spoken]

Hey, Lesbian Wonka

Girl in red?

[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER, spoken]

Ha, I don't know what that means

[LESBIAN #1, spoken]

God damn it

[LESBIAN CHOCOLATIER, sung]

Chocolate is for women too!