[Verse 0]

Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day

The wind blows and I return a man's toupé

I hold the door open for the man and his wife

Blue skies are the best time of my-

GODDAMNIT BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING THAT STUPID GIRLY SONG!

SING SOMETHING BETTER!

[Verse 1]

I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but

Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt (Good game)

By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's okay

Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay

No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman: version 2

Out with the old box, in with the new (new)

Don't expect a dance from me, that's so overplayed

Boxman dance time won't get me laid (Nah-uh)

The old me would be polite and hold open doors

Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore

Hand me that paper, (Huh?), no I won't say please

Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee

Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?

Why not combine the two? Purple is hip

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!

Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation

[Chrous]

He's a Boxman: version 2

Everything you knew about him's now untrue

He's a Boxman 2.0

He's really badass like G.I. Joe

He's a Boxman in a gang

They make him do things that are insane

He's a Boxman as you can see

Breaking that table was really mean

[Verse 2]

So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be

Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me

Oops, forgot to wear my undies

They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me

Stop, everybody put your hands in the air!

There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware

Holy f**king s**t, I'm f**king out of here, man

I had nothing to do with any of their plans

Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?

Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious

Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool

I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel

Now I'm a box living in a box on the street

All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry

I don't care if people don't like what they see

If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree

[Chrous]

He's a Boxman: version 2

Everything you knew about him's now untrue

He's a Boxman 2.0

He really really really likes The Cosby Show

He's a Boxman, the best now

Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd

He's a Boxman, now he's cleaner

But if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener