[Verse]

Woah-oh

Ian's sad, he's lost his friend

Who is now a Mexican, oh yeah

He's eating ice cream

Woah, what the hell is that?

I think it is a blow-up doll

Now, look at Anthony

He’s got a taco in his hat

WTF? That guy thinks he's phat

And by "phat" I mean the P-H-A-T version of that

Woah, it's that creepy guy again

That lollipop looks tasty