[intro]

Smoke stack, burning weed

Chase tequila shots, with whiskey

Still slick as butter

Smooth like water

Got 1,2,3,4 ranchers daughters

So I taste the talent

I like the taste

? with the floor

I won't even had seen her face

You had better catch the train, when I'm around

I'm banging every poontaing if it ain't tied down

[hook]

Hide the women

Hide the children

He's coming to town

To touch every little piece if it ain't held down

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

I be in town running deep

Just sleeping around

Boozed up

Zipping down evening gowns

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[verse]

Hide the booze & hide the children

Had to look the door & stole the women

Still causing trouble, pain & visits

I said blow (chikkaa chikkaa chikka)

Blow, don't kiss it

It's the box a squeeze & fornicate

I eat fried steak & sweat potato

& when I leave the town with smiling faces

Cause I stick the largest thing in the smallest places

[hook]

Hide the women

Hide the children

He's coming to town

To touch every little piece if it ain't held down

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

I be in town running deep

Just sleeping around

Boozed up

Zipping down evening gowns

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[verse 2]

I'm a full grown bachelor

Pulling young galls at my candy story

Still looking slick, dressing proper

But I tear em off a Betty Crocker

So we drink em down & drink em fast

& she let me slip it in the ass

You'd better take the chance when it comes

To make sweet love right between their buns

[hook]

Hide the women

Hide the children

He's coming to town

To touch every little piece if it ain't held down

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

I be in town running deep

Just sleeping around

Boozed up

Zipping down evening gowns

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

*oh no no no no no no not there not there *

They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[inaudible talk on train platform]

[outro into General Store]

Riding from town to town on his thouroughbreed

Seducing the vixens

Planting his seed

*are you going to take your pants off?!*

They'd ask

Rusty the Pervert

Trusty gold flask

*You're old enough to be my dad!*

They'd confess

Spurs hanging low

Offending with sex

*mmmhmm*

Filling his canteen

Along came a whore

That caught Rusty's eye

At the General Store